I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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