I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My feet surprised me
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