...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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