Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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