I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
tell me about the eggs
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