i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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