This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
