Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You need a sexual gate keeper
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
there is glitter all over my balls
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