Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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