ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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