Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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