For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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