This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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