You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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