I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I cockslap morals
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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