but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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