i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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