i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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