yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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