just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
you made out with another girl for some wings
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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