whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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