I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
well, you know. whores of a feather.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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