Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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