sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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