On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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