How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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