Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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