just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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