Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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