id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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