Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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