I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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