I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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