YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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