return my video game
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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