She is in my trunk
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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