This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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