You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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