Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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