He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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