i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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