Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
and i looked up. we had an audience...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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