Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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