I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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