why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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