we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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