who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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