Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
did you just send me my own nude
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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