is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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