I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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