How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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